【Lmaooooo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha】
【Lin Yi: Nothing much to say, just wanted to send my regards to your grandpa.】
【The planner this time is actually Yan Qi?】
【Production team, remember to pay Yan Qi for her planning!】
【Yes, yes, she already said so in her livestream. I’m dying, I was just in Yan Qi’s stream and Lin Yi’s “greeting” startled me. Yan Qi was super calm, though. Just gave a little smile, like she totally expected it.】
【Challenging the captain’s authority!】
【Lin Yi better get on her knees and beg for forgiveness, before Yan Qi’s fans tear her to shreds hahahaha】
【Xu Shuyan is focused on studying the map, already used to her wife’s antics. After she’s done yelling, she turns and says: Leave the walkie-talkie.】
【Hahaha, starting to snatch things already?】
“What’s the use of leaving one?” Despite saying that, Lin Yi still turned off the walkie-talkie and stuffed it into her backpack. She walked over to Xu Shuyan and glanced at her phone’s battery. “Still at forty percent.”
The director’s team spoke from off-camera. “There will be no livestreaming during sleeping hours. Right now, there’s a game mission. If you clear it, you can get information on a charging station and an outdoor tent. Would you like to proceed?”
Lin Yi looked exasperated. “Don’t drag it out. Let’s get on with it.”
“Alrighty!” the director’s team said cheerfully. “The name of the game is ‘The Prank Game’.”
“Who are we supposed to prank in the middle of the night?” Lin Yi grumbled.
“Isn’t the act of making a phone call already a prank?” Xu Shuyan added.
【Lmao, look at them playing off each other.】
【Call me!】
【They can call their friends in the industry, right? Everyone stays up late anyway.】
“Call one of your friends and tell them you’re craving Boston lobster right now, but you don’t have enough money. Ask them to send you 2000 yuan. If they agree, the challenge is a success. You need to succeed at two such challenges to complete the mission.” The director’s team took out Xu Shuyan’s and Lin Yi’s phones. “Teacher Xu, Teacher Lin, who wants to make the call?”
Lin Yi and Xu Shuyan exchanged a look.
Lin Yi: “Why don’t you do it?”
Xu Shuyan: “You do it. You’re more popular.”
Lin Yi: “Not as popular as you. Didn’t you make a lot of new friends on that last variety show?”
Xu Shuyan: “How could I ask a new friend for money? You, on the other hand, have so many ‘close female confidantes.’ Borrowing two thousand yuan should be nothing, right?”
Lin Yi: “You do it.”
Xu Shuyan: “You do it.”
【………】
【I can’t with this couple. How did this turn into flirting!】
【I’m speechless. The sea next to them must be filled with their jealousy, right? Why are they getting jealous now!】
【Can’t you let each other have normal friendships even when you’re in a relationship?】
【CP fans, you need to know when to stop!】
In the end, Lin Yi was the one to make the call. She dialed Zhou Shichen directly. Over on her end, Zhou Shichen was in the middle of a mission with Chen Yuan-running on the beach while singing “Unity is Strength” in eight different keys-so she had no time to argue, agreeing immediately. “Buy, buy, buy!”
Lin Yi burst out laughing. “I did it!”
Xu Shuyan high-fived her. “What’s next? I’m going to call Yuanyuan!”
The director’s team: “…New rule, you can’t call your teammates.”
【Hahahahahahaha, trying to exploit a bug!】
【I just came from Zhou Shichen’s livestream. The chaos over there is killing me.】
【After seeing Zhou Shichen and Chen Yuan’s mission, I really don’t think Yan Zhi You Yi’s is a big deal. What is this? It’s just making a phone call, not calling someone to sing off-key!】
“Please have Teacher Xu video call a friend and dance to ‘Most Dazzling Ethnic Trend’ for them. If the other person watches the whole thing without hanging up, the challenge is a success!”
“…” Teacher Xu fell silent.
“Hahahahahahaha!” Teacher Lin exploded with laughter.
【Lin Yi! You’re laughing too loud! It’s hurting my eyes!】
【I mean, but still, hahahahahahahaha】
【Why are they using the rapper as the dance lead!】
【I kinda feel bad for this friend…】
Xu Shuyan pressed the tip of her tongue against the roof of her mouth, nodding as she took the phone. “The production team really knows how to have fun, huh? Who came up with this? You, was it? I’ll remember you.”
【Someone else has been added to Teacher Xu’s little black book.】
【Death Note】
“Who are you going to call?” Lin Yi asked curiously. “Too embarrassed to borrow money, but not too embarrassed to dance ‘Most Dazzling Ethnic Trend’ for someone.” When Xu Shuyan ignored her, she turned to the production team. “We can watch the replay of this livestream, right?”
The production team said, “Yes.”
Lin Yi clapped her hands. “Perfect! I’m going to treasure this video forever!”
Xu Shuyan: “…”
The video call connected. Xu Shuyan had Lin Yi hold the phone and blurted out in one breathless rush, “Teacher I knew you wouldn’t be asleep in the middle of the night I have a dance to show you right now!”
【The music for ‘Most Dazzling Ethnic Trend’ started and my DNA is stirring.】
【Hahahahahahahaha!】
【Xu Shuyan is such a clever little devil, actually calling her dance teacher!】
【Dance Teacher: Don’t tell anyone I taught you…】
Lin Yi held the phone, shaking with laughter. Being closest to it, she could hear the dance teacher on the other end go from a flustered, “Ah, this?” to a confused, “Yanyan, didn’t you have a concert today? You haven’t had enough dancing?” then to a knowing, “Did you lose a game?” and finally, her professional instincts kicking in, she critiqued, “Did you not eat? Why do you have no energy?”
After finally finishing the first chorus, Xu Shuyan ran back. “Hello, Teacher! Goodbye, Teacher!”
She ended the call and held out her hand to the production team. “Mission complete.”
Since it was getting late, the production team was humane enough to allow them to start recording at eight the next morning. They distributed the tent and necessities, and the crew members gradually departed, leaving only a drone and the still-running livestream.
Thanks to the last season, Lin Yi and Xu Shuyan were pros at setting up the tent. They chose a spot far from the beach to make camp. The whole time, the phone was propped on a rock, allowing the livestream audience to gaze at the starry sky and listen to the two of them talk.
By the time the phone was picked up again, Lin Yi and Xu Shuyan had already slipped into the two-person sleeping bag.
“We’re going to sleep now,” Lin Yi said, lying down. Her face, now free of makeup, was fair and beautiful. She glanced at the time. “Oh, it’s going to shut down automatically in three minutes? I’ll just put it on the backpack then?”
She placed the phone on her backpack and lay back down. Xu Shuyan was already lying down as well, a noticeable distance away from her, effectively turning the two-person sleeping bag into a single.
Xu Shuyan asked, “Lights off?”
Lin Yi closed her eyes. “Yeah.”
The light went out.
The livestream continued its countdown.
【Lin Yi is so good at finding the right angle! If you turn up the brightness, you can still see them clearly!】
【Why are they so far apart???】
【I’ve been saying Yan Zhi You Yi had a BE. They probably thought the camera was off and went back to how they normally act!】
【Does anyone get me? I think this vibe is even better to ship than them sleeping in each other’s arms! Are they afraid of having a reaction if they hug? Did they used to hug and then… things happened? Is that why they don’t dare to hug now?】
【Help, is there really something going on between them?】
【Such an awkward atmosphere… Don’t they sleep together every day? Aren’t they good sisters? Why aren’t they holding each other?】
【Xu Shuyan! Lin Yi! What are you feeling guilty about! What are you shy about? Your consciences aren’t clear!】
【Ahhhhh, can you please not turn off the livestream!】
【I could watch this all night!】
【Evidence that Yan Zhi You Yi is dating +1】
