AMA Chapter38

“Our abs will come out because of laughing before we could even get gastroenteritis.” Yin Gu rubbed his stomach, feeling sore from laughing.

 

“Isn’t that sixteen yuan?” Yu Chengsong held the water dispenser with joy, feeling that he could knock it open.

 

“That’s a great calculation.” Yin Gu clapped his hands in praise.

 

“Why did you ask for a beating this much?” Yu Chengsong glanced at him, “Hurry up and order. If you didn’t mention, I won’t feel anything. But now that you’ve mentioned it, I feel like I’m going to die if I don’t eat anything.”

 

“Don’t say such unlucky things.” Yin Gu opened his phone and glanced at him.

 

“You still believe this?” Yu Chengsong laughed. “Even the uncles and aunties downstairs all believe in science now. Don’t you think you are a little behind the times?”

 

“I didn’t believe it before.” Yin Gu said, “But now I believe it a little bit. After all, we should respect every existence. Fate is very wonderful.”

 

“Alright.” Yu Chengsong said.

 

“Does Chengdi have any dietary restrictions? He doesn’t eat spicy food or something like that?” Yin Gu ordered fried chicken for both of them and added two bottles of beer.

 

“No, just feed him the way you feed a pig.” Yu Chengsong walked over to him and looked at his phone. “Little beggar likes to eat everything.”

 

“En.” Yin Gu nodded. “Then he’s the same as you.”

 

“Let’s have a fair fight.” Yu Chengsong looked at him. “I’m serious.”

 

“Forget it.” Yin Gu happily said, “I’m very scared.”

 

The fried chicken arrived in twenty minutes. The three of them squeezed on the coffee table to eat, with Yu Chengsong sitting in the middle.

 

Crying so much really takes a lot of energy. He didn’t even bother to praise the fried chicken for being delicious. He just buried his head and threw them into his mouth.

 

“I didn’t even say that I was going to steal yours.” Yin Gu handed him an opened bottle of beer. “Eat slowly.”

 

“If I go slower, the atmosphere will be gone.” Yu Chengsong said casually, taking a sip of beer that cooled his stomach, “It feels great.”

 

The atmosphere was right, and Yu Chengsong’s mood also brightened. He compassionately poured a glass of orange juice for Yu Chengdi and pushed it over.

 

Yu Chengdi was so excited about eating that he forgot everything and asked, “Why are your eyes so red?”

 

This is a fatal question.

 

“En?” Yu Chengsong paused holding the fried chicken, looked at him, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth. “Yeah, when I think about it—”

 

“My sauce is also delicious.” Yin Gu quickly took a piece of chicken dipped in sauce and put it to his mouth, smiling, and said, “Try it.”

 

Yu Chengsong looked at his hand in front of him, his adam apple rolled, and he opened his mouth.

 

Youth is really the age when the mind wanders. The moment he touched Yin Gu’s fingers through the plastic bag, Yu Chengsong felt that something was wrong with him.

 

He is really healthy.

 

When people are embarrassed, they tend to change the subject. But right now, besides Yu Chengdi, the cause of the incident, there is only one person in the room—

 

“Little idiot, you uh—” Yu Chengsong looked at Yin Gu.

 

“It doesn’t seem so cold anymore.” Yin Gu put the honey water he had fed to his lips again. “Try it. If it’s not, I’ll put it in the refrigerator to freeze it.”

 

“Fuck.” Yu Chengsong was amused. He swallowed what was in his mouth, drank a sip of honey water, and then pointed at him and said, “Just spoil him.”

 

“Who did I spoil?” Yin Gu looked at him in confusion, “Didn’t I just spoil you?”

 

Yu Chengsong opened his mouth and found that he had no way to refute.

 

Judging from Yin Gu’s personality, he had indeed challenged many bottom lines. Not only did he manage to avoid the fight, but he also took advantage…

 

This sentence is so flawless.

 

He held it in for a long time, until the fried chicken didn’t taste good anymore, and finally managed to say something that could barely make it a tie: “I didn’t spoil you?”

 

“Yes, yes, yes. Spoiled.” Yin Gu fed him another piece, “Try this slightly spicy sauce, it’s also quite delicious. You should be able to accept this level of spiciness.”

 

Yu Chengsong opened his mouth and almost bit Yin Gu’s finger.

 

Yu Chengdi looked at his eldest brother, then at Brother Gu, and finally moved quietly towards Brother Gu.

 

He always feels like his elder brother is going to explode…

 

After dinner, Yin Gu went to the kitchen to wash the dishes. Yu Chengsong leaned on the sofa to digest his food. He put his arm on the back of the sofa on Yu Chengdi’s side and tapped his back from time to time.

 

“What’s going on?” Yu Chengsong took a puff of his cigarette and glanced at him. “Tell me from the beginning.”

 

“I was doing homework in class at noon today, I didn’t go out to play—” Yu Cheng was interrupted after the second sentence.

 

“No one will praise you for your hard work.” Yu Chengsong patted his head, “Get to the point.”

 

“This is the point!” Yu Chengdi frowned angrily and spoke faster: “Then the class monitor suddenly called me at the door and said that mom was looking for me. I thought they were teasing me, so I went out.”

 

“If they are teasing you, shouldn’t you just ignore them?” Yu Chengsong said, “You went out because you wanted to play with them, and you even pretended to do your homework, little idiot.”

 

“You…” Yu Chengdi clenched his fists. “This, this is not even the point! You even have to say it!”

 

“Oh, I was wrong then.” Yu Chengsong apologized lightly and scratched the gauze on his head with his fingertips. “Tell me, how did it happen?”

 

His eldest brother always hits people without mercy. Yu Chengdi was afraid of the pain, so he tried to avoid it but failed. However, the force of the hand on his head was so light that he sat up straight with relief.

 

“Then I saw mom. She called me over with a normal expression, and I just went over…” Yu Chengdi looked at Yu Chengsong with a guilty conscience. Seeing that he didn’t make any sarcastic remarks, he continued, “She asked me if I stole Yu Chengyuan’s photos, and I said no. She then asked if it was you, and I also said no. Then she went crazy and pushed my head against the stairs…”

 

“Do you know where you went wrong?” Yu Chengsong dusted off his cigarette ash and looked at him.

 

“…I-I shouldn’t go out with her.” Yu Chengdi lowered his head.

 

“What about the second one?” Yu Chengsong said.

 

“…The-the second one?” Yu Chengdi blinked in confusion.

 

“If she hits you, can’t you hit her back?” Yu Chengsong frowned. “Why are you so stupid? Standing there and getting hit?”

 

“I… forgot…” Yu Chengdi lowered his head, his fingers almost twisted into a knot.

 

“Then?” Yu Chengsong asked.

 

“Then…then…” Yu Chengdi was sweating. Every time he got beaten, his elder brother would ask him to reflect on what he did wrong. At this time, his elder brother was particularly strict, and he did not dare to refute. “I will definitely fight back next time!”

 

“Make sure you can beat her before fighting back; otherwise, you’ll be killed.” Yu Chengsong poked his head. “Run immediately if you’re sure you can run. If she catches you, bite her arms and kick her legs. Run as fast as you can when she’s not paying attention and don’t look back.”

 

“Oh…” Yu Chengdi nodded.

 

“Do you know why you can’t look back?” Yu Chengsong glanced at the kitchen. Yin Gu dropped an iron basin with a clang that echoed.

 

“I don’t know…” Yu Chengdi looked at him hopefully, looking for the answer.

 

But his wicked elder brother just wanted to tease him.

 

“How come you don’t know anything?” Yu Chengsong sighed and looked at him regretfully. “I can’t cure you. Let’s change your head.”

 

“You… you have so many problems!” Yu Chengdi gritted his teeth.

 

“Because you’re stupid.” Yu Chengsong curled the corners of his mouth and flicked his head.

 

Little idiot’s head was already broken, and even if his brain exploded, he still had to find the right angle to shoot.

 

“Brother Gu doesn’t have as much problem as you.” Yu Chengdi said angrily.

 

“That’s because he spoils you.” Yu Chengsong unconsciously glanced towards the kitchen again. Yin Gu occasionally showed his back, wearing a white T-shirt and standing very straight. “If someone is in charge of you, someone has to endure hardships and scold you. You don’t have to be grateful. I volunteered.”

 

“……” Yu Chengdi glared at him, “Shameless.”

 

Yin Gu came out of the kitchen after cleaning up and saw Yu Chengdi, who looked depressed. He couldn’t help laughing: “Why are you bullying a little kid again?”

 

“The child’s mother.” Yu Chengsong lazily put out his cigarette and leaned back on the sofa like a boneless person. “Why are you so squeamish?”

 

“En?” Yin Gu sat next to him and handed each of them a washed apple. “What’s wrong with me?”

 

“Like this.” Yu Chengsong pinched Yu Chengdi’s baby fat until it turned red, then looked at Yin Gu, “Are you heartache?”

 

“Yeah.” Yin Gu sighed. “Even more fragmented than Chengdi’s essay.”

 

“……” Yu Chengdi was dumbfounded. Why did it feel like he was always the one who got hurt?

 

At around six o’clock, Yu Chengsong received a call from Zhou Zheyu. When he saw the caller ID, he remembered that he had forgotten to tell him that he had left early.

 

He walked to the balcony to answer the phone, and as soon as he pressed the answer button, he heard a series of high-decibel shock sounds from the other end.

 

“F*ck, f*ck, f*ck! Where are you if you’re not at home? The neighbors said you haven’t been home? And you’re not at school either! You’re so f*cking mysterious now!”

 

“Ah?” Yu Chengsong was stunned. “You went to my house?”

 

“F*ck, otherwise?” There was a whistling sound over Zhou Zheyu’s side, probably from riding a bike. “Your mom was too fierce today, she almost cut my head off when I knocked on the door, luckily I was agile and could run fast!”

 

“That may be because you and I have such a good relationship.” Yu Chengsong laughed wickedly for a long time. “You have a buff.”

 

“It must be a f*cking debuff!” Zhou Zheyu howled, “My mom asked me to bring you some braised pork, but you weren’t at home, leaving me alone in the wind and rain! Where were you?”

 

“My mother went to school and beat Chengdi at noon.” Yu Chengsong said. “And I went to the hospital to pick him up.”

 

“F*ck!” Zhou Zheyu was shocked and then asked worriedly, “Is Chengdi okay? Where are you two hiding now? Why didn’t you come to my house? My house is empty.”

 

“……” Yu Chengsong looked at his geographical location and didn’t know how to describe it. He could only say, “At Yin Gu’s house.”

 

“I f*cking knew it!” Zhou Zheyu shouted.

 

Yu Chengsong gave him a fright. “You don’t f*cking know anything!”

 

This comment from his good brother unexpectedly frightened him. A certain answer was brewing in his heart, but he began to back off.

 

In fact, it can’t be considered as backing down. It can only be said that the contestants who are used to answering questions by themselves can’t help but doubt the correct answer when they suddenly turn to the answer page.

 

“The relationship between us brothers has lost to love in the end!” Zhou Zheyu roared in pain. Yu Chengsong could even imagine how the old men and women who were strolling and playing with birds on the street were looking at him as if he were an idiot.

 

“What are you talking about?” Yu Chengsong took out his cigarette case and squeezed it. “We are what lovers?”

 

“Come on, I can’t explain it to you, you scumbag,” Zhou Zheyu said. “Do you still want braised pork? If you do, I can hold my torn heart and send it to you guys’ nest of love.”

 

“Take it to me at school tomorrow.” Yu Chengsong automatically ignored the nest of love. This idiot didn’t pass the Chinese language exam and still had a lot of stupid words.

 

“Impossible.” Zhou Zheyu said firmly, “Tomorrow I can only carry the food in my stomach and take it to school for you.”

 

“You—” Yu Chengsong turned his head inadvertently and caught a glimpse of the shadow at the door.

 

He didn’t close the balcony door, and he could definitely hear Zhou Zheyu’s loud voice from this distance. He didn’t know when Yin Gu came over, whether he heard his words, “We are what lovers?” and how much he had heard.

 

Suddenly he felt a little uneasy.

 

“Do you want some?” Yin Gu raised the Wangzai milk in his hand naturally and laughed, “Iced.”

 

Considering this guy’s acting skills of being able to smile even when the sky is falling, Yu Chengsong did not jump to conclusions. He raised his hand to catch the milk and asked casually, “Did he finish his homework?”

 

“En.” Yin Gu said, “I’ll help him with his English later.”

 

“Do you two get along this naturally?” Zhou Zheyu suddenly asked.

 

Yu Chengsong looked at Yin Gu’s back and whispered, “This is f*cking natural.”

 

Isn’t this just the normal way he talks to Yin Gu?

 

“F*ck, this doesn’t count?” Zhou Zheyu was inexplicably angry. “In the past, you were only so relaxed when you were with me, right?”

 

“Then you are awesome.” Yu Chengsong applauded him.

 

“Why do I feel like you are speaking in a sarcastic tone now?” Zhou Zheyu said.

 

“I learnt this from Yin Gu,” Yu Chengsong said. “If you had seen his true face, you would have known what’s called dropping acid with sarcasm.”

 

“You won’t be able to speak without him now!” Zhou Zheyu said with a tut, “I think you are doomed.”

 

“That pair of eyes of yours can see nothing.” Yu Chengsong sneered, but he began to feel uneasy.