SBWE Chapter 07

226L OP: I can see other people’s Spiritual Bodies.

Mr. Spade’s mother has already finished giving Mr. Spade his mental soothing, and Mr. Spade is sleeping soundly now.

But I still haven’t seen Mr. Spade’s snake.

However, I can see Mr. Club’s Ragdoll cat and Mr. Spade’s mother’s Chameleon.

227L: Holy shit! A Ragdoll cat!

228L: Holy shit! A Chameleon!

229L: Finally, some adorable Spiritual Bodies have appeared… This is making an ordinary person like me yearn for Spiritual Bodies again.

30L: Nonsense! Isn’t OP’s Spiritual Body adorable? Small, round, and rolls around to move~~~~

231L: A CAT!!! A CAT!!!!!! OP, please introduce us!!!!

232L: Holy shit, a purebred Ragdoll! Marry me!

233L: OP, do you know how much a purebred Ragdoll costs these days? Do you know how much it costs to raise one? If you marry Mr. Club, you’d absolutely! Hit! The jackpot!

234L: Right… Spiritual Bodies don’t need to eat, drink, or relieve themselves. You can stroke it whenever you want, and when you don’t want to stroke it, Mr. Club can just put it away… So… envious… If I can’t apply to be his wife, can I at least apply to be his friend…?

235L: OP’s bird is just a juvenile, that’s why it rolls around. Adult ones probably don’t do that anymore.

236L: Ahhh! I’m not listening! I’m not listening! OP’s bird is a bird that only rolls!

237L: A Chameleon, people, a Chameleon!

238L: Chameleon… What’s wrong with it?

239L: Chameleons aren’t cute.

240L: Ragdoll cats reign supreme!

241L: You girls only know how to pet cats.

242L: You guys only know how to stroke.

243L: Stroke what?

244L: Probably stroking cylindrical objects [Can’t bear to look.jpg]

245L: Who said that? Mr. Spade only knows how to stand on the second floor and swing his snake.

246L: Pfft, hahahaha!

247L: In short, between a snake and a ragdoll cat, the ragdoll cat wins with its eyes closed.

248L: Agreed.

249L: Damn it, I don’t want to talk to a bunch of kindergarten girls anymore.

250L: I wish 249L’s friend only gets matched up with “Big Cock Girls” (a crude slang for a woman who is competitive or aggressive): )

250L: Wishing you, friend upstairs, that all your blind dates be with girls who have huge dicks 🙂

251L: *Taps on the blackboard* *taps on the blackboard* Mr. Spade’s mother is a Guide.

252L: Holy shit!

253L: Holy shit!!

254L: Holy shit!!!

255L: Holy shit!!!! Is this the right formation?

256L: Is now the time for formations? Guides! Spiritual Bodies! Chameleons!

257L: What’s wrong with a Sentinel having a Chameleon Spiritual Body? Chameleons excel at concealment. Sentinels with Chameleon Spiritual Bodies are typically suited for assassination, espionage… Wait a minute! Guides!

258L: Ordinary people are clueless about the truth.

259L: I’m a Sentinel, and even I’m at a loss.

260L: A Guide with a bewildered look on their face reporting for duty.

261L: Sentinels with Chameleon Spiritual Bodies usually engage in covert operations like sniping, assassination, and intelligence gathering. Meanwhile, Guides with Chameleon Spiritual Bodies… are renowned figures throughout Guide history. I’ll find a link to some information.

262L: It’s safe to say that Guides with Chameleon Spiritual Bodies are renowned throughout Guide history. While a significant portion of their Spiritual Bodies is Chameleon-derived, I believe many Guides with Chameleon Spiritual Bodies are still just ordinary Guides.

263L: No… As someone working at the Guide Registration and Management Office, I can confirm that since the implementation of the Guide Population Census Project ten years ago, there are currently 628,632 registered Guides worldwide. That number has now increased to 628,633. Among them, 126 individuals have Chameleon Spiritual Bodies. In our country, there are 215,118 registered Guides, with 32 having Chameleon Spiritual Bodies. Of these, 18 have passed away, leaving 14 remaining. These remaining Guides are concentrated in industries such as medicine, healthcare, and pharmaceutical production, and all are leaders in their respective fields. If you’re unfamiliar with some of these industries, consider this: Madam Shirlefs, who ranks first on the national Guide Mental Power Ranking, also possesses a Chameleon Spiritual Body…

263L: That’s a huge amount of information! Let me process this slowly.

265L: The Goddess?!

265L: No… way… Just yesterday, someone analyzed that given the OP’s description of Mr. Spade’s incredibly thick mental barrier, which only two people could break through it. That would mean those two people must be the top two on the national Guide Mental Power Ranking. And now it’s been revealed that Mr. Spade’s mother is Madam Shirlefs?!

266L: I bet OP’s story is falling apart.

267L: If this is true, does that mean OP is the second-ranked Guide in the nation?

278L: For the analysis mentioned by upstairs, see post 30L.

279L: [Link: Unsung Legends of Guide History, Volume 217: The Chameleon Chapter]

280L: Can someone tell me if OP is the second-ranked Guide in the nation?

281L: The OP has independent treatment capabilities, meaning they graduated from Guide School, which means they’re at least older than eighteen. Based on OP’s description of only being able to contact parents and friends during the incident, it’s likely they don’t have a partner, making them over ninety percent likely to be under forty.

282L: In conclusion, no. The second-ranked Guide in the nation is a handsome, married 61-year-old man.

283L: So the OP is still making up stories~

284L: Why am I more focused on Mr. Spade’s intense battle a few days ago? Who was he fighting? And why?

285L: Why do a bunch of idle people always have to pry into the OP’s identity in every thread?

286L: I’m more curious about Mr. Club, whose Spiritual Body is a Ragdoll cat.

287L: Thanks for the explanation, 279L!

288L: Seriously? Someone actually clicked the link and read that long-ass explanation…?

289L: This is more thrilling than a novel! I highly recommend checking it out!

290L: Right, right, right!

291L: Where’s the OP? I’m still worried about whether the OP, lacking a Spiritual Body, might suddenly kick the bucket.

292L: The person upstairs should quickly spit three times to ward off bad luck.

293L: Spit, spit, spit!

294L: It’s already afternoon. Is Mr. Spade still asleep?

295L OP:

I’m so tired. I’m clearly a patient whose Spiritual Body has disappeared, so why did I still have to break up a fight…?

Why does Mr. Spade, whose Spiritual Body has also disappeared, still have the energy to fight…?
While Mr. Spade was sleeping, Mr. Club let me hold his ragdoll cat in my arms to ease my anxiety. Mr. Spade’s mother was talking with the researchers, and I was also asked many questions.

When asked about the cause of Mr. Spade’s B+ grade mental black spot, neither I, Mr. Butler, nor Mr. Spade’s mother could answer. We reviewed Mr. Spade’s driving records and discovered that three days prior, he had participated in an A grade Sentinel field exercise.

But given Mr. Spade’s strength, an A grade Sentinel field exercise shouldn’t have caused a B+ grade mental black spot. We were completely baffled until Mr. Club cleared up the mystery. He explained that after the field exercise ended, Mr. Spade happened to run into Mr. Club’s squad, leading to a heated verbal exchange. Mr. Spade then borrowed the training grounds to challenge their entire squad to a solo fight.

Mr. Club felt immense guilt and said that if he had known such consequences would arise, he would never have fought Mr. Spade.

Regardless of whether the fight was right or wrong, the incident had already happened. Therefore, the researchers took Mr. Club away for further testing, hoping to determine if the B+ grade mental black spot he had triggered might also cause other symptoms.

I continued to be arranged in the outer room of the isolation unit, keeping Mr. Spade company.

Bored and anxious, I stroked Mr. Club’s ragdoll cat, waiting for Mr. Spade to awaken and find his Spiritual Body. The ragdoll cat was making a comfortable purring sound on my lap.

Everything seemed fine until Mr. Spade finally woke up.

The moment Mr. Spade stirred, the sleep monitoring equipment immediately alerted the medical staff, his mother, and Mr. Club.

But when Mr. Spade saw the ragdoll cat in my arms, he suddenly flew into a rage. He actually smashed the protective glass separating the inner and outer isolation rooms with a single punch.

I was utterly stunned.

Don’t ask me why the floor number is jumping around. I just follow the author.

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總而言之 (zǒng ér yán zhī): all in all; all things considered; in short; in a word; in brief; in a word; in summary; in conclusion; generally speaking; in a few words; altogether; a general statement or summary.

不明真相 (bù míng zhēn xiàng): be unaware of the truth; be kept in the dark; ignorant of the facts; (The case) is still enveloped in mystery; be unaware of the facts; be ignorant of the truth; not know the truth of the matter/the true facts; not to understand the actual situation of a matter.

不知所措 (bù zhī suǒ cuò): not knowing what to do (idiom); at one’s wits’ end; embarrassed and at a complete loss; to be at a loss for what to do; to lose one’s bearings; be in a state of confusion.

赫赫有名 (hè hè yǒu míng): having a great reputation; celebrated; illustrious; far-famed having a great reputation; well-renowned; famous; distinguished; a prominent and grand appearance.

一天到晚 (yī tiān dào wǎn): from morning till night; all day long; the whole day; from dawn to dusk; describing continuous behavior throughout the day.
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