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FCC Chapter 32.2

wuli School! Tyrant! Chirp!

After leaving the mansion, the two supervisors who had been travelling with him had obviously different expressions on their faces.

“Are you people from Claris really planning to enroll carnivorous cubs this year?”

The representative of the First Academy asked inexplicably and subtly.

“Yes, this is the latest policy of the new principal. Claris has always been at the forefront of education, and we are certainly different from some stubborn conservatives.”

The Claris representative was equally unwilling to be outdone and immediately responded.

“… …”

“Then you better not break your promise. We are also very much looking forward to your recruitment promotion this year.”

Inviting a herbivore to be the carnivore department’s recruitment ambassador… this is simply the most ridiculous thing in the world.

For tens of thousands of years, Claris had never defeated the First Academy in this regard, not even once.

The head of the First Academy offered his congratulations politely but subtly, but when they parted ways on the scene, the tension between the two sides was palpable.

In the Headmaster’s office of Claris Academy.

“Has the enrollment invitation been successful?”

A long strand of silver hair fell from behind the large desk, and the man holding the book raised his head slightly, looking up from the desk.

A pair of pointed elven ears suddenly peeked out among the long silvery strands, looking like the epitome of elegance.

“Yes, Headmaster. And after meeting that young master, I personally felt that he was more suitable than I thought.”

The admissions director subconsciously lowered his head and responded, handing over a series of admission materials, somewhat nervous to look directly at the headmaster.

As a descendant of the elves, our principal is truly the epitome of elegance!

There must be a deep meaning behind specially recruiting that young master!!!

No wonder, when I saw the young master today, I couldn’t help but feel he was really suitable.

The man called the Headmaster opened the file bag and read the information while happily humming a song.

“Oh my, what a gorgeous little creature! It seems the rumors online are true! It is truly a delightful and precious little cub!”

?

Hearing the headmaster’s unexpected exclamation with his hands on his face, the director suddenly looked a little strange.

Rumors have it… that the elves are particularly obsessed with looks???

This can’t be true???

“It’s just a joke, hahaha, Amos, you’re too serious.”

“The will of the divine tells me that this little cub’s spiritual talent is extremely precious and rare.”

Sylvester touched the information book in his hand and sighed softly.

*

“Brother, open your eyes, you haven’t finished answering this question yet.”

Qiu Qiu, who was kneeling on the esk, pushed his second brother beside him anxiously. Qiu Yiming, who had begun to doze off, was startled and immediately opened his eyes again.

“Oh, ah, this… Oh, this holiday homework is so boring.”

Impatiently turning the pen again, Qiu Yiming felt a headache just looking at the pile of homework with almost no changes.

He was so busy having fun on the battlefield that he didn’t come back until school was about to start, so he had yet to write anything.

Ah, and I’ve almost forgotten all the theoretical knowledge…

“Which three spirit‑power attributes listed below are most suitable for wielding spirit‑power weapons made of the Eknæs[mfn]“埃克奈斯”; there’s no meaning equivalent, as it seems to be a name, so I just transliterated it with a bit of flair.[/mfn] material… ugh, seriously? What kind of question is that?? One punch and it’s all over anyway, right???”

Scratching his head in frustration, Qiu Yiming flipped through the brick-like professional course book beside him, almost cramming his entire brain into it.

Who in the battlefield would even bother to study this? Isn’t it over as long as I smash the opponent to death?

It’s even a multiple-choice question. Damn it, I can’t even guess.

“… Well, let’s choose A, D, and F. They are all spirit-attributes that have a metallic property.”

Qiu Qiu, who was standing by, looked at the page, pursed his lips, and hesitated for a while, then walked to the page, bent down, and pointed to the answer.

???

“Choose A, D, F? Why?”

Qiu Yiming was halfway through flipping through the pages of the book when he stared blankly at his younger brother beside him.

“Because spirit-power weapons made of Eknæs have excellent spiritual conductivity, especially their affinity for certain metal-based spirit-powers which can even reach S-level transmission speeds.”

“If used on the battlefield, it can achieve twice the result with half the effort.”

“Hmm, to give you more details, there’s a planet called Castell[mfn]“卡斯尔”; another transliteration with flair.[/mfn], about 30,000 light-years away from the Imperial Star, where young cubs with this king of spirit-attributes are often born. That’s why the government regularly recruits them there.”

The little cub spoke slowly, enunciating each word. Although each word was spoken softly and slowly, Qiu Yiming, who was looking at the words in the book, had his pupils become as big as copper bells[mfn]Idiom representing astonishment[/mfn].

Holy! Not a single mistake! He even memorized the notes at the bottom of the page!

Does this kind of devilish genius actually exist?

“…Second brother? Did I say something wrong?”

Being stared at by Qiu Yiming like this, Qiu Qiu couldn’t help but flap his wings and subconsciously wanted to hide.

But just as he flew over, he was caught by Qiu Yiming and dragged back into his arms. He couldn’t help but rub him hard twice.

“Oh my god, how come my brother is so awesome!? He’s worthy of being my, Qiu Yiming’s, younger brother!!!”

The devilish genius is actually my brother!!

But since he’s my brother, he’s not a devil! He’s clearly an angel!

“Eh…” Q///Q

Although his second brother messed up his hair, Qiu Qiu still blushed a little when he was praised.

He just accidentally read that page when his second brother was sleeping.

However, for Qiu Yiming, this momentary excitement was so intense that as the clock next to him gradually approached 12 o’clock, he couldn’t help but lie down on the table.

This kind of summer homework, consisting purely of theoretical knowledge, is simply a nightmare for a carnivorous beast that always likes to solve problems with brute force!!!

“Second brother…”

Qiu Qiu saw that his second brother had fallen asleep again and seemed very sleepy. He hesitated for a while and did not wake up Qiu Yiming. Instead, he flew to Qiu Yiming’s hands and picked up the pen with some difficulty.

He held the pen in both hands and began to write on the paper stroke by stroke.

Occasionally, when he came across something he didn’t understand, he would fly to the tutorial book beside him, kneel, and carefully read it page by page.

Just……

“……?”

Jin Lin, who was pushed by the little monster to stand in front of the desk in the middle of the night, tapped his tail speechlessly, looked at the pile of homework, then looked at Qiu Qiu beside him, and Qiu Yiming, who was sleeping like a pig next to him.

What on earth is this family doing all day long…

The big one is sleeping like a pig, while the little one is doing homework here?

= =?

And listening to what the little beast said before he left, didn’t the guy who fell asleep say that as a brother, he has to help with homework…

“Ah Lin, I have a few big questions that I really don’t know how to answer.”

Flying to the folded page, Qiu Qiu opened a strategic question that required practical examples, and looked at Ah Lin for help.

I can solve the dead questions whose answers can be found in the book, but I am not so good at these few.

Although Ah Lin is also a little dragon, he inexplicably feels that Ah Lin can solve these problems.

Maybe it’s because Ah Lin always looks very reliable.

“…………”

Jin Lin lowered his eyes coldly and glanced at the big question.

He actually asked me to analyze the specific strategies and methods for point-by-point breakthroughs based on the example of the battle I fought ten years ago…

Analyze myself?

🙂

FINE

“Ah Lin, so you don’t know how to do it either? It’s okay if you can’t, there’s no need to be shy.”

Jin Lin: …?

“Hah?”

After Qiu Qiu finished comforting him softly, Jin Lin pulled the page over with a cold expression.

“…I’ll read, and you write.”

Xiaolong, who has always been reluctant to speak, spoke again, which was rare. As always, his voice was a little low and very nice to hear.

Qiu Qiu, who was holding a pen, looked at his Ah Lin, who had a cold expression on the side, and suddenly couldn’t help but smile.

My Ah Lin is really amazing.

While reading the answer, he looked at the little beast who was holding a pen and writing carefully, stroke by stroke under the desk lamp not far away. A rare hint of helplessness appeared in his light golden pupils.

You wouldn’t have guessed it, but this little beast is actually quite smart.

 

*

 

“Didi didi—didi didi—”

The alarm clock beside him kept ringing, but was instantly silenced by a slap from Qiu Yiming. He suddenly raised his head from the desk and looked out the window at the bright sky in confusion and shock.

“Holy crap, it’s daybreak!? My homework…”

Qiu Yiming hurriedly opened the homework book and was about to start making up for it when he flipped through a few pages and suddenly found something wrong.

How the hell is this all finished?!

The handwriting is even the same as mine…???

I’m crazy! Did I sleepwalk through my homework?! The key is, this answer looks eerily plausible!

I am so awesome???

 

[The Emperor Star’s First Beast and other Beast Groups]

[The Strongest in the Universe: Holy shit, can someone help me check if this is written correctly? [Picture][Picture][Picture]]

He hurriedly took three photos and sent them to the group. Qiu Yiming felt that he urgently needed to communicate with the real world to avoid feeling it was too fantastical.

[Profoundly Handsome: Boss, you’re up so early? Did you stay up all night playing the game?]

[Jasmine: Oh my, it’s homework!?]

[Cool Guy Chris: Oh my god, it looks pretty good. Brother Ming, are you really planning to turn over a new leaf?]

Instantly, a group of people who were lurking in the group came out and started reading seriously.

And the weirdest thing is——

[Jasmine: Oh my god, they’re all correct? Even that strategy question that I don’t know how to answer?]

Molly is recognized as a top student in the group. Her exclamation immediately caused a huge uproar in the group.

[Cool Guy Chris: Damn!!! Brother Ming, you’re so uncaring! Where did you find the answer? You managed to use your cash power to buy the answer from that stubborn old man at Stanford?]

[Qiqi: As expected of Brother Ming, awesome!! Even ever stubborn stone head can’t withstand cash power[mfn]Literally “cash power” – internet slang referring to someone who can solve problems or gain advantages through wealth. A play on “超能力” (superpower).[/mfn]? Or was it sent out because someone threatened him??”]

Everyone was amazed at Qiu Yiming’s homework, which was almost a standard answer. Of course, they were amazed at Qiu Yiming’s ability to “collect information”.

[The Strongest in the Universe: ??? Bullshit!!!]

[The Strongest in the Universe: I never cheat on homework, okay??? I’d rather not hand in homework than cheat on it!!!]

As a proud beast, Qiu Yiming roared in the group.

But just as he was typing quickly on the computer, a strange sound came from the pen holder next to him.

With a “click”, a small ball rolled out from behind the pen holder. It was obvious that it was sleepy and fell asleep leaning against the pen holder, with an eraser in its arms.

…???

…!!

Qiu Yiming looked at his younger brother, then carefully examined the eraser with obvious scratches. He then raised his eyes to the sky and tried hard to recall what had happened before going to bed last night…

[The Strongest in the Universe: Okay, stop guessing, the case is solved.]

The entire boiling group chat suddenly became quiet because of Qiu Yiming’s words, and everyone waited nervously for the answer to be revealed.

[The Strongest in the Universe: Fuck! My little brother finished my homework for me! All of it!]

Containing some indescribable emotions, Qiu Yiming almost knocked a hole in his laptop!

After a night of sleep, my homework was automatically finished!!!

At this moment, almost everyone in the group looked at each other in confusion.

The small group became lively without Qiu Yiming.

[Aoshuai: Damn, there’s such a good thing!? Is it true or not??]

[Jasmine: …Ming-ge never bothers to lie. He always reveals embarrassing truths.]

[Qiqi: ………It’s true. Brother Ming posted on WeChat Moments again. It’s a nine-square grid, and it looks like all the answers are correct. This is definitely not something Brother Ming could write. Anyway, I’ll copy a few pages first, then go beat up my brother.]

Amidst the murmurs and discussions, everyone discovered this shocking fact.

What kind of devil is this brother???

But the strange thing was that not long after that, a trending search suddenly appeared on the Internet: #Some brothers are still eating, some brothers have already…#

After clicking on it out of curiosity, they found that it was actually a rather bizarre screenshot of a Moments post.

The content inside is like an older brother showing off his younger brother crazily –

[/Mosaic/ /Mosaic/: Hahahahahaha, I slept on the table all night, and when I woke up, all my homework was done!! My brother wrote it!!! Tremble, I’ve finished my homework!!! [Picture] X9]

[1 minute ago]

Because the tone of the blurred “brother” was so arrogant, and school was about to start, it almost instantly ignited universal empathy and anger.

[Fuck! I spent the whole night catching up on homework, and now I’m just browsing Star Network, and you make me look at this??? [Swears and tears up the homework book]]

[Oh my god, is this true?… I saw the school badge under the homework, and it shows that he’s from the First Academy, QAQ. The top student’s brother is also a top student?!?]

[Not okay, I’m mad, I’m furious. I beat up my brother, but it doesn’t make me feel better. What kind of useless brother is this? He even made his brother do homework!? Someone, exchange with me!! Type #uselessbrother# on the public screen!!!]

As more and more heated discussions took place, the previous topic, which was a bit too long and unclear, quickly fell by the wayside, and was replaced by the very direct four words #WasteBrother#

It became a hot search in an instant. What on earth is this #wastebrother#!!

[Jasmine: Hahahaha, oh my god, I’m dying of laughter. Look at the trending searches. Who took a screenshot of Mingge’s Moments? That’s so mean!!!]

[Cool Guy Chris: Oh my god, this is so funny, it really messed me up!! I couldn’t help laughing so hard at home that I almost got grabbed by my dad and asked him how I turned from an eagle into a rooster, fuck!!]

[Qiqi: Hahahahahahaha, I can’t take it anymore. I vaguely guessed who took the screenshot. I suggest turning yourself in and confessing your guilt immediately!!]

There were already 999+ direct messages in the private chat group without Qiu Yiming, while the [Imperial Star’s No. 1 Beast and Other Beast Groups] were as quiet as a chicken, even though a bunch of people were laughing to death while peeking at the screen.

[The Strongest in the Universe:. ]

[The Strongest in the Universe: Does anyone want to say anything? [Smile]]

After a long period of silence, a bubble message finally emerged slowly and belatedly.

[Aoshuai: Um, boss, sorry, I took a screenshot of your Moments and sent it to my friends, but it was accidentally shared by a marketing account and trended QWQ [kneeling down][crying][heartbroken][shedding tears]]

[The Strongest in the Universe: …You are very brave. Good-for-nothing brother will see you at the beginning of school [smile][smile]]

 

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