TYMRHBDES Chapter 144

Chapter 144: The Little Fox Spirit’s Scheme to Seduce the Film Emperor Goes Viral (Part 2)

They were all men.

But could a man really look like *that*?!

It was terrifying!

As Pei Yu walked, the little fox in his pocket swayed back and forth, its head occasionally bumping against the side.

Jiang Luoluo, the little fox, held his breath, squeezed his eyes shut, and clutched his tail over his forehead with his front paws, muttering to the System:

“Pei Yu is so annoying! He keeps bumping my head!”

System: Let’s hope you won’t say the same thing to me when you regain your human form.

The little fox squeaked in response.

Realizing his mistake, he fell silent.

When Pei Yu reached the living room, his assistant, Xiao Zhang, looked like he had been waiting for a long time. Xiao Zhang pointed to the monitor.

“Brother Pei, Fang Yan is here.”

Hearing the familiar name, Jiang Luoluo frantically clawed at Pei Yu’s pocket, trying to peek out.

But as soon as the tip of his ear emerged, Pei Yu pressed him back down.

Pei Yu glanced at the face on the security monitor outside the door and said with annoyance, “What a nuisance.”

Too lazy to even open the door, he pressed the intercom button and asked coldly, “What is it?”

Fang Yan’s eyes lit up at the sound of Pei Yu’s voice. “Teacher Pei!”

He had a strikingly refined appearance, having debuted in an idol group. His youthful energy radiated from his palm-sized face, framed by peach-blossom eyes that seemed to hook onto anyone he looked at.

“Teacher Pei, I’m so sorry. I came to apologize.”

“I drank too much yesterday and mustered the courage to confess to you. I didn’t realize it would upset you. Teacher Pei, I really do like you! I’ve liked you since before I even debuted!”

“I don’t need any official title. I just want to be allowed to stay by your side—”

The crease between Pei Yu’s brows deepened.

“Do I look like someone who would like men?”

Pei Yu scoffed coldly and abruptly hung up.

Hearing these harsh words, Jiang Luoluo covered his face with his tiny paws, feeling even more dejected.

***

That night, the little fox slept curled up on the balcony of Pei Yu’s bedroom.

A soft wool blanket lay there, and the fox diligently bunched it into a cozy circle, burying his small body deep inside.

Around midnight, he suddenly felt feverish, his limbs aching as if something were about to burst forth from within him.

At the same moment, the System’s voice chimed in: Luo Luo, get ready! You’re about to transform!

Half-asleep, the little fox struggled to open his eyes, still trying to process the System’s words when—*whoosh!*—he abruptly reverted to his human form, sprawled across the blanket.

Jiang Luoluo jolted awake. *This is so sudden!*

*How am I going to explain this to Pei Yu when he sees me?*

As he tried to sit up, his gaze flickered, catching sight of a long, fluffy white strip behind him.

Jiang Luoluo froze. His fingers groped behind his lower back, tugging forward the fox tail—leaving him speechless with despair.

*Well, now there’s no need for explanations at all.*

Before he could even ask the System what had gone wrong, Pei Yu’s sharp shout rang out: “Who’s there?!”

Then he switched on the bedroom light.

His gaze fell upon the completely naked body, and Jiang Luoluo flusteredly yanked the curtains shut, blocking the other’s view.

Pei Yu propped himself up on one hand, his dark eyes flashing with surprise as he stared at the slender figure silhouetted against the thin white curtains on the balcony.

Before the light came on, he’d thought a thief had broken in.

But what kind of thief was this…?

The curtains reflected the figure’s shadow—

He seemed to be hugging his chest, his body turned sideways. The faint outline revealed a slender, delicate frame, a slight dip at the waist, followed by a rounded curve below, and long, straight legs with smooth, graceful lines.

In the hurried glance when the light first came on, Pei Yu’s eyes hadn’t yet adjusted from darkness to light. He hadn’t seen much, only a flash of pure white, snow-like and delicate skin.

Someone had broken into his house?

Could someone still be so persistent as to try to sneak into his bed?

Pei Yu frowned, his sharp phoenix eyes flashing with displeasure. He threw back the covers and rose.

“Who’s there?”

The person behind the curtain seemed frightened, twisting to face him directly. Under the light, their silhouette was clearly projected onto the white fabric.

The figure tapered downward from the shoulders in an hourglass curve, with a slender waist that could be spanned by a single hand.

Jiang Luoluo felt like crying but had no tears left.

He was completely naked, his bare body appearing deliberately seductive. Even jumping into the Yellow River wouldn’t wash away this stain.

*What if Pei Yu discovers my male features? Will he beat me senseless and throw me out onto the street?*

The man’s towering figure advanced step by step.

Jiang Luoluo’s fear grew with each stride. “Wait!” he blurted out.

The voice behind the curtain was soft and timid, like a pebble dropped into a lake, sending ripples across the surface.

The voice paused, then spoke again, even softer and more hesitant.

“Pei Yu, you can’t come any closer… I’m a girl…”

Pei Yu’s footsteps halted.

Seeing his words had worked, Jiang Luoluo pressed on, maintaining his delicate tone.

“I’m not wearing any clothes…”

Two minutes later, a wrist extended through the curtain, offering a set of clothes.

A hand emerged from behind the curtain, its skin delicate and fair, fingers slender with pink-tinged fingertips. As it grasped the clothes he offered, its rounded, beautifully manicured nails came into view.

The hand clutching his clothes appeared exceptionally fragile and slender.

A soft, gentle voice drifted from behind the curtain: “Thank you.”

Jiang Luoluo snatched the clothes back with a swift motion.

Pei Yu remained on the other side of the curtain, his tall figure silhouetted against the light, casting a large shadow across the fabric.

It felt as if he were watching Jiang Luoluo through the curtain.

Flustered, Jiang Luoluo hastily dressed and begged the System for a wig.

Unfortunately, his tail made it impossible to wear the pants Pei Yu had offered. Jiang Luoluo gave up and prepared to leave as he was.

Pei Yu stood with his arms crossed, his sharp phoenix eyes half-lowered as he gazed at the curtain.

It had been half a year since someone last tried to sneak into his bed.

Clearly, his methods hadn’t been harsh enough. After just six months, someone else was already challenging him, unwilling to accept defeat.

When this person emerged, he would show no mercy. He would…

The curtain slowly parted, revealing the face behind it.

Pei Yu froze in place.

Soft, straight black hair cascaded behind his ears, a few stray strands framing his palm-sized face. His almond-shaped eyes, with their slightly upturned corners, shimmered with a watery sheen, every glance carrying a subtle hook.

His full lips, a beautiful watery red, were gently bitten, as if in fear.

Raven-like lashes trembled as he gazed at Pei Yu with timid, delicate eyes.

Pei Yu’s Adam’s apple bobbed.

He swore he had never seen this face in the industry.

In the entertainment world, beauty was currency. Someone this stunning couldn’t possibly be unknown.

Realizing Pei Yu had no intention of hitting him, Jiang Luoluo slowly emerged, clutching his tail behind him.

Pei Yu’s gaze drifted downward, and his breath caught in his throat.

He had handed over a shirt and pants, but for some reason, the other person had run out without putting on the pants.

H-brand shirts tended to be short, and this one barely covered the base of his thighs, leaving nearly all of his long, pale legs exposed.

His bare feet pressed against the floor, toes curling uncomfortably, as if from cold or fear.

That posture, that expression… it made it seem like Pei Yu was the one bullying him.

The violent impulse vanished completely.

Pei Yu withdrew his gaze, turned, and retrieved a jacket, handing it to the person across from him.

Jiang Luoluo reached out to take it, and his long, fluffy tail, no longer restrained, sprang into view with a *poof*.

Pei Yu’s pupils constricted slightly as he stared intently at the tail, his eyes darkening.

Half a second later, his Adam’s apple bobbed again, his voice strained. “Don’t tell me… you’re that little fox.”

Jiang Luoluo clutched the jacket, unsure whether to put it on or not.

He feared Pei Yu might toss his naked self out onto the street, yet he also worried that putting on the jacket and raising his arms would reveal his true gender.

Jiang Luoluo nodded.

Afraid of getting beaten, he quickly added, “I’m a female fox!”

Pei Yu nodded and left with his phone.

Twenty minutes later, he returned with several shopping bags and thoughtfully closed the door behind him.

Jiang Luoluo opened the bags to find a variety of dresses, each style available in sizes ranging from XS to XL, complete with undergarments.

After a moment’s consideration, Jiang Luoluo chose the most feminine red dress and changed into it.

He didn’t want to be thrown out just because Pei Yu discovered he was a boy.

Dressed, Jiang Luoluo pushed open the bedroom door. Pei Yu hadn’t gone far; he was waiting right outside.

A flicker of astonishment flashed in Pei Yu’s eyes.

Snow-white skin, crimson lips, a red dress, and raven-black hair.

The tightly fitted waist of the dress accentuated his slender curves, making him stand there with a delicate and captivating charm. His wet, glistening eyes gazed at Pei Yu, impossibly beautiful.

Jiang Luoluo, who had never worn a short skirt before, tugged at the hem self-consciously.

Pei Yu, mistaking his nervousness for anxiety, instinctively offered reassurance, “This color suits you perfectly.”

Jiang Luoluo blinked in confusion.

Pei Yu studied his face for a moment, as if steeling his resolve, before slowly saying, “You’ve come to repay a debt of gratitude, haven’t you?”

Jiang Luoluo: “???”

Before he could answer, the man leaned closer. Jiang Luoluo nervously stepped back, his back pressing against the cold, hard doorframe.

Pei Yu, much taller than him, lowered his gaze to meet his eyes for a moment.

Then he added, “I accept.”

Jiang Luoluo: “!!!”

He hadn’t even gotten to use any of the reasons he’d prepared!

What had happened in the past half hour?!

How had Pei Yu managed to conquer himself?!

Seeing the other man’s snow-white face tilted upward, his red lips parted slightly as he struggled to speak through his excitement, Pei Yu took a small step back, creating some distance between them.

Jiang Luoluo exhaled in relief and said softly, “I…”

“You don’t need to worry,” Pei Yu said, his eyes still lowered. “I’ve already informed my family about the marriage.”

Jiang Luoluo: “!!!”

Pei Yu’s expression was unusually earnest as he continued, “I have a bit of money—enough for cars, houses, luxury goods, diamond rings, whatever you want, just buy it.”

“Use my card as you please.”

“Even the child can take your surname.”

Pei Yu paused, glanced at the tip of the tail peeking out from beneath Jiang Luoluo’s clothes, and asked softly, “Can you even give birth?”

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“Pei Yu saw a naked fox for 2 minutes and decided on marriage, cars, and shared finances.
Meanwhile, your translator is still waiting for a Ko-fi proposal. ☕💔”