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Topic: (pbc Confession) I know Lin Yi likes Xu Shuyan, but I’m her girlfriend fan.
Main Post: As the title says.
How should I put this… I watched the group variety show livestream with a friend today. She’s a Zhou Shichen fan, so we were in different stream rooms. She was watching Zhou Shichen solve puzzles, and I was in my wife’s (that is, Lin Yi’s) stream room watching group edits.
I’m not really a huge group fan, so I was just complaining about not knowing when my wife would show up. My friend said I could go wait in Xu Shuyan’s stream room, that she might show up there.
I nearly jumped out of my skin right then and there, okay!
How could you ask me to wait for my wife in another woman’s stream room!
Of course, I don’t have anything against Xu Shuyan. She’s a great girl, my wife’s roommate, and their CP is great to ship. I even indulge a little now and then, but I’m still a Lin Yi girlfriend fan! Lin Yi is my wife! I want to marry Lin Yi QAQ!
So I insisted on staying put, and then my wife really showed up!
…But you all know what happened after that.
Wuwuwu, watching my wife hold a bouquet and wait for Xu Shuyan to walk over, and then give her a ring! Even though I know it was a prize prepared by the production team, I couldn’t help but sing “The Guest” on the spot QAQ.
“Thank you for the special invitation/To come witness your love/I constantly remind myself/Not to run away/Holding the invitation, I walk closer step by step/To the venue she carefully arranged/A pity this scenery belongs to you/And I am just a guest”
TT, please don’t go with Xu Shuyan, okay, wife? I’m the one who’s supposed to marry you!
If you really have to go with her, can I join the family QAQ? You can be her wife, and I can be your wife, that’s fine too! I… I don’t really mind…
(Marking this as a confession, no hate if you don’t like it.)
1L
OMG, the OP is so cute hahahahaha
2L
The title had me so confused, but after reading the main post, my heart has melted. pats OP There’s nothing to be done, Xu Shuyan has the home-field advantage. It’s normal not to be able to compete with her! Why not become a CP fan? Cheer on their beautiful love!
3L
Singing “The Guest” on the spot hahahahaha!
4L
It’s not that dramatic, OP. I’m a Lin Yi solo fan. Don’t get brainwashed by the CP fans! It’s normal for girl groups to do fanservice! Their relationship is actually bad, you can check out the #YanZhiYouYiIsOver# Super Topic!
OP replies to 4L
But their relationship is clearly great… [Lin Yi smiling at Xu Shuyan.gif] Are you saying this is all an act? I don’t think my wife’s acting is that good…
5L
OP is too cute! It’s okay, even if Lin Yi likes Xu Shuyan, they can’t get married, right? So Xu Shuyan is no different from you!
6L
How about this, OP: I’ll take Xu Shuyan, you take Lin Yi. We’ll both be happy!
7L
The user above has ulterior motives!
8L
OP doesn’t mind joining Yan Zhi You Yi, but have you considered if Yan Zhi You Yi minds? If Yan Zhi You Yi doesn’t mind, can you bring me along too? I’m just a love documentarian.
9L
LMAO, how many solo fans’ hearts were broken today?
10L
Yan Zhi You Yi, a solo fan’s hell.
But I’m a CP fan, and I cried my eyes out, just saying.
11L
Actually, a lot of solo fans ship them on the sly. Unless they really, really hate the other person, even sweet solo fans can’t resist shipping a little. Didn’t a lot of solo fans have a meltdown when Xu Shuyan put her arm around Lin Yi getting into the car during the day?
My roommate posted on her Moments: Xu Shuyan, you’re so beautiful when you’re in love, can you be in love with me?
As a CP fan, I hit her where it hurts: Maybe she’s only this beautiful when she’s in love with Lin Yi [starry eyes]
12L replies to 11L
How are you still alive?
13L replies to 12L
My roommate jumped on my bed and wanted to fight me to the death. It’s fine, I’ve already taken care of her.
14L
Damn, there’s even a real-life CP to ship in this thread. It’s not illegal to ship, right?
15L
I fell for Lin Yi because of her stage performances. I’d never shipped a CP before and didn’t have much gaydar, but when I was catching up on their content, I really felt there was something between Lin Yi and Xu Shuyan. The atmosphere was just weird.
But I was a solo stan back then, with no one to discuss it with, so I never searched. Later, I accidentally clicked on a CP video on some site, and holy crap, it opened the door to a new world. All the places that felt weird before suddenly made sense. The two of them are dating!
OP, listen to me, it’s not too late to convert to a CP fan now. It’ll be too late once Yan Zhi You Yi goes public!
16L
OP, you say Lin Yi likes Xu Shuyan, where’s the proof! Don’t just spread baseless rumors! Someone like you can only be called a CP fan who’s biased towards Lin Yi, you don’t count as a solo fan!
17L
Wow, someone actually came in here just to revoke the OP’s fan status? The OP already said she’s a solo fan, can’t she be a sweet solo fan? You want proof? Just you wait, I’ll find it for you!
20L
《Yan Zhi You Yi | Lin Yi’s POV | How Are You So Dumb You Don’t Even Know I Like You》
《Yan Zhi You Yi | Lin Yi’s POV | How to Translate ‘I Love You’》
《Yan Zhi You Yi | Mainly Lin Yi’s POV | Not Lovers》
26L
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29L
I’ve watched all the videos recommended in 20L. Lin Yi’s love is so painful ahhh! Xu Shuyan! Just look at her!
30L
Stop wailing, user above. Our Yan Zhi You Yi is a two-way street!
31L
Does anyone still care about the main post?
32L
I’m getting a huge dose of Yan Zhi You Yi from this OP.
Yan Zhi You Yi, the CP that even solo fans can’t help but ship. Stop shipping in secret, come join our big CP fan family!
33L
But today’s livestream scared me too. I thought Lin Yi was going to propose to Xu Shuyan and come out right then and there. On one hand, I was chanting “Is this really happening? So exciting! This is going to trend!” and on the other, I was frantically sending gifts: Get together! Get together! Get together!
34L
Will I live to see the day Yan Zhi You Yi officially announces?
35L
If they don’t get married after all this, is there any justice in the world? These two better wait for me, I’m going to move the Civil Affairs Bureau over here right now!
36L
Wanna bet? I think as soon as the same-sex marriage law passes, Yan Zhi You Yi will announce. Of course, that’s assuming the Gu Group has already disbanded. Group fans, don’t attack me. I mean, the Gu Group can go solo without disbanding! Just don’t get in the way of my CP’s relationship!
39L
I’ll wait! As long as I’m alive! I’ll definitely be able to wait for it!
…
101L
Digging up this grave. Taking a photo with the prophets in this thread on the day Yan Zhi You Yi announced.
102L
???
103L
What’s this?
104L
Before I came in, I was wondering who this person was, going crazy on a day like today. I clicked in and saw it’s a post from ’22? Who’s so wicked, digging up old posts hahahahaha!
105L
It’s so novel reading a ’22 post in ’28. Did everyone talk like this back then?
106L
Is the OP still around? Still a Lin Yi solo fan? Still want to be Lin Yi’s wife?
107L
Hahahahahahahahahahaha I’m laughing so hard the dogs in my village have started barking like crazy!
108L
I burst out laughing when I saw 5L. 5L said even if Lin Yi likes Xu Shuyan, they can’t get married. Didn’t expect this, did you, 5L? Even though you’ve deleted your account, I believe that even if you don’t have a smartphone, as long as your house has anything connected to the internet, it will push you the same headline: Why Did Two Former Girl Group Members Appear at the Civil Affairs Bureau?
109L
Same as the OP, applying to join the Yan Zhi You Yi family!
110L
Wake up! After 9 o’clock, Yan Zhi You Yi will be legal partners. Unless they adopt a child, I’ll report you people for trying to break up a family!
111L (OP)
Oh my god, who dug up this post?
Ahhh, I posted the main thread? I don’t believe it! Someone must have posted it while I was asleep! Xu Shuyan! If you see this post, please don’t report me! I’m not after your wife anymore! You can have your wife! I’m a die-hard Yan Zhi You Yi fan now! I’m already level 10 in the CP Super Topic, you can check!
Also, please stop bumping this to publicly shame me. For details, please click here -link- 《Why Did Two Former Girl Group Members Appear at the Civil Affairs Bureau? Is Yan Zhi You Yi Finally Coming Out?》
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Topic: Why Did Two Former Girl Group Members Appear at the Civil Affairs Bureau? Is Yan Zhi You Yi Finally Coming Out?
Main Post: What the hell? Saw this in the real-name section. Someone said they photographed Xu Shuyan and Lin Yi at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau right now? Since when is the Civil Affairs Bureau open at night?
1L
???
2L
I thought the title was a joke. I was thinking, why didn’t the OP put this in the creative writing category? I can’t believe it’s real? Holy crap! That’s Xu Shuyan and Lin Yi, right?
3L
Xu Shuyan? Lin Yi? Are those the two female stars who were nominated for Best Singer and Best Songwriter at the Grammys this year? They know each other?
4L
Has our Gu Group become a relic of a bygone era? Someone is actually asking if the first-generation hegemon CP of the girl group, Yan Zhi You Yi, knows each other? Friend, let me tell you, the two of them have probably already done it.
5L
Not probably, they’ve definitely done it!!!
6L
No, the point right now isn’t whether they’ve done it or not. The point is that the country passed the same-sex marriage law last month and launched an online appointment function for registration. But so many people made appointments that the system crashed. In the end, the officials had no choice but to take the appointment function offline and have people queue up on-site to get a number.
The first day for registration is tomorrow!!!
7L
Holy crap???
8L
???
8L
No way?
9L
Yan Zhi You Yi is a Real Couple???
10L
Yan Zhi You Yi isn’t registered yet?
11L
What does 10L mean? What do you mean “isn’t registered yet”? Your profile says you’re a solo fan. What do you know that I don’t! Spill so I can ship it!
12L
Uh, how do you CP fans not know anything? The year before last, Yan Zhi You Yi went to Northern Europe in August. It’s not known which country exactly, but it was all very mysterious, and they came back separately. The rumor among us was that they might have gone to get married.
13L
I always thought they were just best friends…
14L
Give me a break! At the winter concert before the Gu Group went solo without disbanding, Lin Yi played and sang an original song. She might as well have used Xu Shuyan’s name as the title. She was so full of affection. And you’re still calling them best friends?
15L
Well, my best friend and I aren’t like that!
16L
Ahhhhhh my first ever CP! I thought they’d lost contact long ago! Haven’t they not interacted in a long time? I remember at Xu Shuyan’s birthday party before, Zhou Shichen, Yan Qi, and even Chen Yuan came, but Lin Yi didn’t. My heart was so broken that day I just quit TT.
17L
Sis, you quit too fast! Lin Yi was filming a movie in the mountains and couldn’t make it! And the signal in the mountains was bad, she couldn’t even get online. But because Lin Yi didn’t wish Xu Shuyan a happy birthday on time, a lot of CP fans did quit.
18L
Wait, we’re getting off-topic again! Can we reminisce later? Can someone first explain to me why Xu Shuyan and Lin Yi are at the Civil Affairs Bureau now when registration is tomorrow??? Are they trying to one-up everyone by queuing overnight?
19L
LMAO, who are they trying to out-compete?
20L
I still can’t believe Yan Zhi You Yi is going to get registered… What kind of announcement is this? They didn’t wait for the paparazzi to expose them, didn’t @ each other on social media to announce it, they just get photographed going to register? If they weren’t spotted this time, would they have just shown up in front of me with a baby next?
21L
Hahahaha, don’t worry, user above. Those two are so lovesick, they can’t get enough of their world for two. Why would they want a child?
22L
I don’t want my baby to have a baby!
23L
21L seems to know a lot. Are you an industry insider? A teammate? Zhou Shichen! Is that you!
24L
Zhou Shichen must know a lot. Can we kidnap her and ask her everything?
25L
Is Zhou Shichen’s house still standing?
26L
You’d have to ask Yan Qi about that…
27L
Ah??? No way? What’s with this group? The only four remaining members have all paired off and “collapsed”? So scary! 100% real couples? I’m going to go buy a poster to pray to, I hope the group I stan ends up like this [praying]
74L
Family, there’s new info from the front lines! It’s confirmed that it’s Lin Yi and Xu Shuyan at the scene!
75
Holy crap, post pics, post links!
77L
@GuaTianBaoShu: Today, a netizen ran into The Notes members Lin Yi and Xu Shuyan at the S City Civil Affairs Bureau. The two were wearing a certain top luxury brand’s new season Qixi festival limited edition couple’s outfits, talking and laughing with intimate gestures. Could they be the entertainment industry’s first couple to come out? Is the in-group “collapse” real? For more reports, please stay tuned.
78L
Shook…
79L
How is that just “intimate gestures”? I think the two of them were one step away from kissing in the street.
80L
I’m going crazy! I can’t take it anymore! I’ve shipped myself sick, damn!
81L
This photo is so clear! Xu Shuyan really doesn’t care what anyone thinks, huh? She’s actually leaning forward trying to kiss Lin Yi??? In public! What has the world come to! Just kiss already so I can see!
82L
I saw the video. It looks like Lin Yi got some milk tea on her mouth, and Xu Shuyan wanted to kiss it off. Does this kind of scene really exist? I’m actually crying.
83L
I screamed so loud all the voice-activated lights within a hundred-mile radius turned on. I’m about to be arrested!
84L
So these two really are here to one-up everyone? They want to be the first to register, is that it? I’m seriously impressed by their competitiveness. Is it really necessary! Give me some money, I’ll queue for you!
85L
I feel like this was definitely Lin Yi’s idea. Irresponsible speculation incoming.
Lin Yi: I want to be the first couple in the city to get registered!
Xu Shuyan: Okay, I’ll pull some strings.
Lin Yi: What strings? Let’s do it with our own abilities, okay?
And someone like Xu Shuyan who listens to her wife so well, if her wife says east, she’d never go west. She definitely just put on her clothes, grabbed her bag (her favorite one), and drove to the Civil Affairs Bureau. It’s just queuing overnight, who’s afraid of who?
86L
I believe it. That’s exactly how it happened.
87L
85L, please remove the surveillance camera you placed in Yan Zhi You Yi’s house.
88L
Damn, some of the toxic solo stans are still being stubborn, saying what if they’re just there as representatives to do volunteer work?
89L
…If they want to believe that, I guess they can.
90L
I’m just afraid that when they get their certificate tomorrow, Lin Yi and Xu Shuyan will just post on Weibo to announce it, and the toxic solo stans will be so heartbroken they’ll start cursing them out. To be honest, they’re not in the rising phase of their careers anymore. Their career paths are going great. What’s wrong with being in a relationship? It’s pretty normal!
91L
Family, I’m on my way to the S City Civil Affairs Bureau now.
Since some people still don’t believe it, I’ll go to the scene and give everyone some hard proof!
92L
Whoa, that dedication to fact-finding is impressive!
93L
The user is going too late! I see some people have already arrived. LMAO, looks like the S City Civil Affairs Bureau plaza is going to be packed tonight. Anyone who didn’t know would think tons of people were here to queue overnight.
94L
I still feel like I’m dreaming.
100L
Who doesn’t? I’m usually asleep by this time, but I really can’t sleep now.
Yan Zhi You Yi was the first CP I ever shipped, and the last. But ever since they started focusing on their individual development, I’ve paid less attention. I’d only occasionally go to the big fans’ homepages to see if there was anything to ship, and gradually, I stopped shipping because my real life got too busy.
I really never thought they were real. Even with so much evidence, without solid proof, it all felt like imagination.
It turns out their love for each other was traceable, hidden in the years gone by. Those sweet moments, the way they looked at each other, the favoritism and the involuntary actions, the jealousy and the joy-it was all real.
Wuwuwu, it’s such a blessing to be able to ship Yan Zhi You Yi!
104L
Oh my god! I just went for a stroll in the CP Super Topic! The ranking has already shot up to the top three! Amazing! They’re already doing celebratory giveaways inside, hahahaha, everyone’s saying they never thought they’d get to ship a real one. The screaming thread already has over ten thousand replies…
105L
Yan Zhi You Yi was the hegemon CP back in the day. They had over a million CP fans. The annual “Truth is Real” was a landslide TOP. A hegemon CP that was shipped as a Real Couple both inside and outside the fandom, with mountains and seas of sugar that could crush you to death.
106L
Tremble, C-ent! Your hegemon CP has returned!
107L
Holy crap holy crap holy crap!
108L
It’s confirmed!!!
109L
What?
110L
I was offline for a minute, what happened now?
111L
Sweet Melon Entertainment confirmed it!!!
112L
@ZhaLangEntertainment: Today, a netizen revealed that they ran into The Notes members @Thenotes-XuShuyan, @Thenotes-LinYi at the S City Civil Affairs Bureau. Just now, a reporter contacted their agency, Sweet Melon Entertainment. Sweet Melon Entertainment responded that their artists Xu Shuyan and Lin Yi are indeed in a relationship with the goal of marriage. As for the plan to register, that is the artists’ private life, and the company will not interfere. If it is true, the company sends its blessings.
113L
DAMN!!!
114L
Blessings!!!
115L
I just heard a chorus of “DAMN!!!” from all over my floor!
116L
I’m already crying so hard my hands are shaking as I type…
117L
My youth has returned QAQ!
118L
Our Yan Zhi You Yi! Our Yan Zhi You Yi wuwuwuwu is getting married! They’ll have a little red book, with their two names side by side, becoming each other’s legal partners. I’m fucking crying enough to bring down the Great Wall QAQ.
119L
The waters of the Huangpu and Jialing Rivers are all my tears…
132L
I’ve arrived at the Civic Center. There are so many people, especially around the Civil Affairs Bureau. The entrance to our city’s bureau faces the plaza, so it’s hard to argue they’re queuing for some other service. It’s confirmed to be Lin Yi and Xu Shuyan. Oh my god, it’s a huge crowd of paparazzi, fans, and onlookers over here.
133L
Lin Yi and Xu Shuyan probably didn’t expect so many people, right?
135L
LMAO, I remember just a couple of days ago some junior fan was shamelessly saying Lin Yi had flopped. So this is that kind of flop, huh! I remember there’s still a giant billboard for Lin Yi’s luggage endorsement on the building opposite the Civic Center, right?
137L
Lin Yi and Xu Shuyan left.
138L
Wuwuwu, before they left, they told the people nearby that they didn’t expect so many people to come, and they didn’t want to waste public resources. Plus, such a large crowd would affect the people coming to register tomorrow, so they hoped everyone would disperse quickly.
139L
Our Yan Zhi You Yi has really grown up. I remember when they first debuted, they were both just barely eighteen, singing and dancing so young and cute. In the blink of an eye, so many years have passed.
146L
Actually, not many fans dared to get too close. It was mostly paparazzi and self-media or livestreamers trying to ride the hype.
149L
Have some connections. Lin Yi and Xu Shuyan’s manager Fang Yi posted on her Moments—
Manager Fang (five minutes ago): Everyone, stop private messaging me saying something big has happened and I need to prepare for PR. There’s no PR! I’m the one who sent them to the Civil Affairs Bureau! And to the other artists under me, unless you can be in a relationship and still become a leader in the industry like your seniors, you better focus on your careers. No dating!
153L
Hahahaha, what a cute manager! Judging by her tone, she must have been fed a lot of dog food by Yan Zhi You Yi, right?
156L
Fang Yi: Hurry up and get married so you can come back and make money!
159L
My solo fan friend has now beautifully followed the CP Super Topic and started shipping. I’m so jealous she still has so much sugar to enjoy and so much content to catch up on (she only ever watched solo cuts before).
164L
Same jealous face!
My roommate was originally a huge toxic solo stan of Xu Shuyan, couldn’t even stand to hear Lin Yi’s name. But just now she suddenly admitted to me that she knew Yan Zhi You Yi was real a long time ago. She even saved the proof, just in case they came out. Now that they’ve come out on their own, she’s shipping them first.
168L
Just how much good stuff do the solo fans have!!!
179L
Can’t sleep. When does the Civil Affairs Bureau open? I can’t wait to see Yan Zhi You Yi get registered. After they do, can they post on Weibo and show off their love?
189L
Can they change their Weibo verification to something like: “Xu Shuyan, Lin Yi’s wife”? Tie the two of them together tightly and show it off to the whole world!
194L
I wish I could time travel to 9 AM tomorrow…
590L
I can’t believe I stayed up all night.
594L
Me too. I’m just staring at the livestream now. That’s right, there’s already a livestream. LMAO, the title is 《Live Coverage of the Entire Yan Zhi You Yi Marriage Registration Process》.
598L
My friends in the media have already written their articles. They’re just waiting for Yan Zhi You Yi to register on this end to immediately publish on theirs.
600L
!!!
601L
Yan Zhi You Yi has arrived at the Civil Affairs Bureau!
604L
Damn! It’s finally starting to feel real! I’ve checked the calendar countless times to make sure today really isn’t April Fool’s Day… So our Yan Zhi You Yi is really getting registered 5555
605L
The first couple! The first couple in the city! The first same-sex couple in the entertainment industry! Yan Zhi You Yi is registered!
645L
At the wedding, I want to sit at the same table as the Gu Group.
649L
I’ll sit at the non-alcoholic table.
707L
Damn it! Xu Shuyan posted on Weibo!
709L
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! She said she loves her!!!!
710L
@Thenotes-XuShuyan: @Thenotes-LinYi, my love for you will never have an end.
711L
Even though they’re already registered, it’s still shocking…
717L
LMAO, the teammates are here to comment.
@Thenotes-ZhouShichen: [MyCPisReal.jpg]
@Thenotes-YanQi: Blessings!
@ChenYuan: Lovers finally get their happy ending [heart]
720L
Wuwuwu Lin Yi posted on Weibo too!
@Thenotes-LinYi: @Thenotes-XuShuyan, my love for you, tbc
728L
I’m fucking bawling my eyes out, my cat came over to comfort me.
798L
Crying from shipping.
890L
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909L
When I was shouting “You little lovebirds, take my blessing and go get married,” I never thought Yan Zhi You Yi would actually get registered! To that, I can only say!
Yan Zhi You Yi, lock yourselves together, I’ve swallowed the key!
